Witty Wednesday

Hi everyone! Here are more student bloopers...enjoy!



Without the Greeks we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns---Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears in "the Iliad", by Homer. Homer also wrote "The Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.



Then camethe Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by Bernard Shaw, and victims of the Black eath grew boobs on their necks. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.